Now I have
a machine gun
Ho - Ho - Ho
Die Hard is my favorite traditional Christmas movie to watch each year.
So I made myself a holiday sweater to get in the spirit of the season.
Model: Dezi Desire
Photographer: Todd Holbrook
"Christmas" (Letter C moving in an arch to indicates the shape of a wreath)
"Naughty" (act as if you’re tasting something then throwing it away)
"Nice" (It’s like cleaning off one hand with the other)
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house..
not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
All the kids were missing, the parent’s are dead.
Santa slaughtered them all, and kept every head.
"I’m so sick of these children, their always so bad.
I checked my list, not once, but twice!
and none of these kids were even close to nice.
Violent games, movies, cable TV, parents point fingers, they even blame me!
It isn’t my fault that they cannot raise them right, but now they’re all dead,
and I’ll sleep well tonight!”