Posts tagged santa

Posted 1 year ago

Die Hard is my favorite traditional Christmas movie to watch each year.
So I made myself a holiday sweater to get in the spirit of the season.

Model: Dezi Desire
Photographer: Todd Holbrook

Posted 3 years ago

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house..
not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
All the kids were missing, the parent’s are dead.
Santa slaughtered them all, and kept every head.

"I’m so sick of these children, their always so bad.
I checked my list, not once, but twice!
and none of these kids were even close to nice.
Violent games, movies, cable TV, parents point fingers, they even blame me!
It isn’t my fault that they cannot raise them right, but now they’re all dead,
and I’ll sleep well tonight!”